sitting on my unmade bed, listening to the armory, waiting for my phone interview to start. justifiably nervous. just got a call from the studio instead. someone died so recording has to be rescheduled fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. terry is upstairs remodeling both bathrooms at the same time so there's a bunch of hammering and no toilet and i really have to pee. weighing the options. pee in a sink. pee in a cup. pee in the back yard. pee in the front yard. drive to a burger king and pee. pee in my own mouth and make out with jenna. pee my pants. pee in brock's hat. pee in a hallway at that one girls house.
hey, the human resources lady just called and said the interview has to be rescheduled to tomorrow. i'm gonna go pee at the liquor store.
3 years ago
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